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lol piss take piece on Bob Ainsworth ex Labour Defense ministry

Ainsworth a 'world class LSD fiend'

FORMER defence secretary Bob Ainsworth was today accused of backing the legalisation of drugs so that he can feed his insatiable desire for psychedelic freak-outs.

Ainsworth became defence secretary just so he could get his hands on cheap Afghan smack

Ainsworth, who oversaw drugs policy under Tony Blair, said the war on drugs was unwinnable because, you know, it was his job to think about that kind of stuff.

Sighing heavily, he added: "Do I really have to explain this?

"Okay. I used to work in a big building in London where there were lots of people who knew about drugs and I would have meetings with them and actually listen to all the different things they were saying to me. And that's pretty much it."

But Ainsworth was immediately dismissed by his Tory successors at the Home Office who claimed he was a typical LSD fiend, hungry for his next freaky trip.

Crime prevention minister, James Brokenshire, said: "Look at his moustache and his Woolworths spectacles. He loves drugs.

"In fact I would go so far as to say that his choice of tie demonstrates that he is clearly mashed off his big hippy tits. Probably on funky mushrooms."

He added: "Keep well away from him as he will try and coax you into his camper van and offer to paint swirly patterns on your belly."

Mr Brokenshire then described decriminalisation as a 'simplistic solution that fails to recognise the complexity of the problem' before drifting off the subject and staring at his feet until he suddenly pointed towards the window and screamed 'OH MY GOD, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?' and ran out of the room.

This is in response to the following article http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12005824

God squad come to the Drugs advisory council...?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/belief/2011/jan/25/gp-drugs-advisory-council

Not sure these are the sort of enlightened open minded people that should be getting positions of responsibility advicing others on drugs policy.    Apparently the new GP members is a right wing Christian off anti drugs and anti guy leaning.

He also seems to have no pass history of doing research on drugs or there effects.... so what makes him an expert capable of advising others.

Interesting article on legal highs explaining their origin

Just read an interesting article in Nature about legal highs and their origin.  Well worth taking 5minutes out to give it a look.

Legal High article


Synthetic chemist David Nichols describes how his research on psychedelic compounds has been abused


Fantazia Legal High information